I have a terrible weakness for skeletons in suits
thinking about my favorite characters like
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.
"And here we see the progression of a Skulduggery Pleasant fan-"
Book 1: Scepter Of The Ancients
Book 2: Playing with Fire
Book 3: The Faceless Ones
Book 4: Dark Days
Book 5: Mortal Coil
Book 6: Death Bringer
Book 7: Kingdom of the Wicked
Book 8: Last Stand of Dead Men
"-no, no, they’re fine, just keep walking."