Euler...am I?

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genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: a Cool Skeleton smoking a cigarette.
Would any of you guys read a book about these two?

redpandacoot:

I have a terrible weakness for skeletons in suits

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queenhyrule:

thinking about my favorite characters like

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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman)

mdthwomp:

Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

iwillbuyyouastickforchristmas:

Even the fictional characters like Aragorn
Skulduggery: Unrequited love is nothing to be ashamed of. It's perfectly natural
Valkyrie: What, like you and Grace Kelly
Skulduggery: Don't talk about Grace Kelly
Valkyrie: Oh, so it's OK for you to make fun of me for having a crush but not the other way around?
Skulduggery: No, i mean don't talk about Grace Kelly when i'm flying. I need focus, and talking about one of the most beautiful women who ever lived makes me inclined to drop you.

imthesweet:

"And here we see the progression of a Skulduggery Pleasant fan-"

Book 1: Scepter Of The Ancients

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Book 2: Playing with Fire

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Book 3: The Faceless Ones

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Book 4: Dark Days

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Book 5: Mortal Coil

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Book 6: Death Bringer

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Book 7: Kingdom of the Wicked

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Book 8: Last Stand of Dead Men

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"-no, no, they’re fine, just keep walking."